Here is just a small list on the best ways to totally wreck a van. By no means is this article supposed to encourage this kind of behaviour it is only here as a joke and none of these are recommended unless you are a professional in crashing a van.

Why not Blow it Up

This is a good starting point as there are so many ways in which you can actually blow up a van! The good old fashioned TNT has to be the best way to do something like this. Perhaps forwarding this list onto a TV show like Brainiac might be something that is worthwhile. Other things you could perhaps use include a grenade, machine gun or even shooting the gas tank.

Why Not Roll It Over

This has to be the hardest one to do iwhtout getting hurt because you need to be driving to achieve it. There are many movies out there that have vehicles rolling over in them, vans are just one of them. The important thing to remember is that most of the time it is a model and when it isn’t the van is designed to be rolled and not hurt the driver in anyway. A normal van would most likely kill the driver if you rolled it over.

Why not drive into something

This has to be the biggest way to destroy a van simply because there are so many van crashes across the world every single day.So many people have died because of this one for the simple reason that you cannot stop a crash from happening, the others do not need to happen. Best left to the professional test dummies.

So there you have it, just a few things you shouldn’t do with your contract hire vans. Commercial vehicle leasing and contract van leasing companies would not be interested in giving you cheaper deals if you are planning to do these things.

You really should not try this at home because “You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"!”

Tags: Grenade, Italian Job, TNT, Vans